Lousy Legislation
04/01/2016 |
The Friday file: To raise revenue and end partisan bickering, a bill changing the name of the Liberty Bell to the Taco Liberty Bell and the Lincoln Memorial to the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial has surprisingly passed both houses of congress. President Obama will sign the bill into law as the $100 million in naming rights are specifically earmarked for the shrinking Social Security trust funds. Happy April Fools’ Day!