Packing it in!

The Friday File: Where to invest? The S&P has been marking time for over a decade, Europe is in recession, Treasuries can only go down as yields rise, and gold looks pricey at $1,700. The answer, buy stock in the Green Bay Packers! It pays no dividends, offers no voting rights, and is instantly worth less (zero to be precise) than you paid for it. It really reminds me of the stock I own! Yet never once did I brag about owning shares in Enron!

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