The Friday File: Believe it or not, the former Comptroller of Dixon, IL is accused of embezzling $30 million (annual budget just $9 million) since ’06 to finance a lavish (you think?) lifestyle. Making things worse, the City spent about $150,000 on accountants and auditors during that period and the only reason she was caught is because she took a 12 week unpaid vacation — to now be followed by an even longer one!